Ten Signs You've Hit Middle Age

10. You have noticeable trouble digesting raw vegetables.
9. You remember when Beatrice Arthur played Maude.
8. You remember what day, time, and channel "Maude" came on.
7. John Lennon's assassination still seems like current events to you.
6. You work with people who were born after you started your career.
5. JAWS is the reason you don't go in the ocean.
4. You remember when Diana Ross was one of The Supremes.
3. Your doctor reminds you you're not a teenager anymore when you complain about something.
2. You wish the Tooth Fairy still stopped at your house.
1. You're relating to everything you've read in this post.

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